Alright all you cool cats and kittens, buckle up for our latest product: Tiger King Collagen. We’ve been hard at work here at BUBS, sourcing the finest collagen from only the purest, hydrolyzed, grass-fed and Oklahoma raised Panthera Tigris. At BUBS, ingredients are everything, which is why we never source our protein from dumpsters, and it’s never expired.
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